singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
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I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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