awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
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Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
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When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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