I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
They took my balls.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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