Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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