I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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