you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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