talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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