so that wasnt chicken after all
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Randomize
