spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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