3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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