So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Randomize
