That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
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I need you to use more vowels.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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