This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
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So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
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just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
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