I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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