Dual....:-)
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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