batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
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Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
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He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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