Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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