at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
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I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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