He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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