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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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