That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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