just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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