office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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