um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
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woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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