i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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