Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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