a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
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Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
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But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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