belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
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Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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