yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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