someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
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I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend