you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
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