Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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