with your own penis?
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
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you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
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Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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