We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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