So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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