Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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