I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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