This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Randomize