Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Operation Purity has been aborted
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
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I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
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Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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