if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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