so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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