so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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