talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
from now on my penis is your penis
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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