But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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