how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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