Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
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Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
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At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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