She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
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WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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