Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
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Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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