i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
You ate ashes out of my bong
Randomize