Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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