marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
My life is pants optional.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
