you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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