Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
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I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
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It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
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