Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
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It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I love having hate sex.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
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All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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