Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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