Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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