Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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