sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
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sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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