So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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