I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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